Touched for the 31st Time Mistaken Lyrics Coaster

There's always someone who insists that the lyrics to a song go a certain way, no matter how nonsensical or funny...until they learn otherwise. Maybe that person is you or a friend. You'll never think of that song the same way again. 

Each cork coaster measures 4"x4."

like a virgin
touched for the 31st time
- Like A Virgin