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Twisted Wares

Missy, a mother of three boys, had just cleaned the kitchen for the twenty-seventh time that week. As if on cue, her youngest ran in and pulled down the towel she had just hung over the oven handle to dry. Missy doesn’t believe in spanking (generally), so she knew she had to find a better way. 
​After the recession of 2008, Missy went from a full-time realtor to a stay at home mom, who felt like her life was completely out of her control. And her son constantly pulling down the towel was just the push she needed to take back her power AND create a product that she knew would resonate with moms and dads everywhere. “If I couldn’t control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel,” she says. And Twisted Wares was born. The Hang Tight Towel loop design allows for your towel to be used as you would any towel, and it will stay put when you want it to without buttons, Velcro, or snaps.

Boobs Cocktail Napkins
Boobs Cocktail Napkins $7.95
Ringmaster of The Shitshow Apron
Ringmaster of The Shitshow Apron $31.95
For Fucks Sake Hang Tight Towel
For Fucks Sake Hang Tight Towel $15.95
Go Ask Dad Hang Tight Towel
Go Ask Dad Hang Tight Towel $15.95
Jar Of F*cks Towel
Jar Of F*cks Towel $15.95
Give Up Wine Cocktail Napkins
Give Up Wine Cocktail Napkins $7.95
Shut Up Liver Cocktail Napkins
Shut Up Liver Cocktail Napkins $7.95
When Life Gives You Lemons
When Life Gives You Lemons $7.95
Filled With Dread Towel
Filled With Dread Towel $15.95
I Like Big Butts Hang Tight Towel
I Like Big Butts Hang Tight Towel $15.95
Balls Deep Sticker
Balls Deep Sticker $3.99
Call Your Mom Hang Tight Towel
Call Your Mom Hang Tight Towel $15.95