Soap for Insomnia

Off switch.

I don't know about you, but I sure could use an "off switch" for my pesky brain. Especially right around 3 AM every night. And then I'm tossing and turning and worrying about the dumbest shit anyone's ever heard of. Like, say, writing copy for a soap label. And you know what I think? I think I may just need a lobotomy. You think they sell those at Home Depot?

Midnight Cereal Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.