A Candle for F*cking Zen

Om.

I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Cool Cucumber Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of the candles are handmade, no two are identical.