WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN?
Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.
Midlife Crisis Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils