Ringmaster of The Shitshow Apron

Express yourself freely in the kitchen, with this cross-back apron. This is a unisex product: meaning it's universally sexy on all who wear it. The cheeky phrase is screen-printed right above a large pocket, for all kinds of storage. You won't blend in at the next cocktail party!

100% Heavy Cotton Twill Canvas
36" L x 26" W, with 60" adjustable straps
Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
Pocket for storing utensils
Tie in either front or back
Design reads: Ringmaster Of The Shitshow