Pencils For Midlife Crisis

WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN?

Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.  

8 pack of standard no. 2 pencils