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.No, really. It's fine.
I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine.
Let this candle do the talking when you're feeling petty.
Plain tap water scented
Burn time: 60 hours
Always hand-poured and made with an exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.