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Premarital Sex Card

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Know someone who loves a good loophole?

Send them this card, reminding them that it's not premarital sex if you never get married!

Premium 100% recycled paper, packaged in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.

Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and blank inside.