You're a Dick with a Glove Mistaken Lyrics Coaster

There's always someone who insists that the lyrics to a song go a certain way, no matter how nonsensical or funny...until they learn otherwise. Maybe that person is you or a friend. You'll never think of that song the same way again. 

Each cork coaster measures 4"x4."

might as well face it
you’re a dick with a glove
- Addicted to Love