Unplug Cocktail Napkin

A cocktail napkin that says exactly what everyone at the table is thinking — perfect for happy hour, dinner parties, and drinks that get a little stronger as the night goes on.

Napkin Text

Front: "Parents Today: text me when you get there, text me the names of the kids who are there, text me when you're coming home. Parents in the 80s: Bye."
Back: "I now know how it will all end for me... One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone..."

Details
• 20 cocktail napkins per package
• 3-ply paper
• Double-sided design
• Folded size: 5" × 5"