Threw My Back Out Cocktail Napkin

A cocktail napkin that says exactly what everyone at the table is thinking — perfect for happy hour, dinner parties, and drinks that get a little stronger as the night goes on.

Napkin Text

Front: "It's perfectly OK to talk to yourself and it's perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it's totally sad that you have to repeat what you said because you weren't listening."
Back: "Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me."

Details
• 20 cocktail napkins per package
• 3-ply paper
• Double-sided design
• Folded size: 5" × 5"