Procrastination Cocktail Napkin

A cocktail napkin that says exactly what everyone at the table is thinking — perfect for happy hour, dinner parties, and drinks that get a little stronger as the night goes on.

Napkin Text

Front: "I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don't like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job"
Back: "Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today."

Details
• 20 cocktail napkins per package
• 3-ply paper
• Double-sided design
• Folded size: 5" × 5"