Keep Marriage Fresh Cocktail Napkin

A cocktail napkin that says exactly what everyone at the table is thinking — perfect for happy hour, dinner parties, and drinks that get a little stronger as the night goes on.

Napkin Text

Front: "Keep you marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like 'I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't.'"
Back: "My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation"

Details
• 20 cocktail napkins per package
• 3-ply paper
• Double-sided design
• Folded size: 5" × 5"