How to Piss Off your Teenager Cocktail Napkin

A cocktail napkin that says exactly what everyone at the table is thinking — perfect for happy hour, dinner parties, and drinks that get a little stronger as the night goes on.

Napkin Text

Front: "How to piss off your teenager: 1. Say good morning 2. Sing any song from the 80s 3. Say I love you in public 4. Tag them on social media 5. Breathe"
Back: "I came I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee."

Details
• 20 cocktail napkins per package
• 3-ply paper
• Double-sided design
• Folded size: 5" × 5"