Now open every day! Visit us at 43 Bridge St in Frenchtown, NJ.

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Whiskey River Soap Co. makes soap and candles that smell great and hopefully make you laugh. As a company, they're all about hand-making their own products - because they're not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. They think there's a place for both quality and humor to exist together, and hope you agree.

Paint Can-dle - Aw Hell No
Paint Can-dle - Aw Hell No $28.95
Paint Can-dle - F Bombs
Paint Can-dle - F Bombs $28.95
Paint Can-dle - For F*cks Sake
Paint Can-dle - For F*cks Sake $28.95
Paint Can-dle - Good Sh!t
Paint Can-dle - Good Sh!t $28.95
Paint Can-dle - Unf*ck Yourself
Paint Can-dle - Unf*ck Yourself $28.95
Pencils for Cat People
Pencils for Cat People $12.95
Pencils For Cat People
Pencils For Cat People $12.95
Pencils for Dog People
Pencils for Dog People $12.95
Pencils for First World Problems
Pencils for First World Problems $12.95
Pencils for Grammar Police
Pencils for Grammar Police $12.95
Pencils for Happy Hour
Pencils for Happy Hour $12.95
Pencils for Introverts
Pencils for Introverts $12.95
Pencils for Midlife Crisis
Pencils for Midlife Crisis $12.95
Pencils For Midlife Crisis
Pencils For Midlife Crisis $12.95
Pencils for Nurses
Pencils for Nurses $12.95
Pencils For Nurses
Pencils For Nurses $12.95
Pencils for Procrastinators
Pencils for Procrastinators $12.95
Pencils for Teachers
Pencils for Teachers $12.95
Pencils For The Middle Child
Pencils For The Middle Child $12.95
Pencils for the Office
Pencils for the Office $12.95
Pencils for Writer's Block
Pencils for Writer's Block $12.95
Pencils for Zero F*cks
Pencils for Zero F*cks $12.95
Soap For 99 Problems
Soap For 99 Problems $12.95
Soap For Always Late
Soap For Always Late $12.95
Soap For Animal Lovers
Soap For Animal Lovers $12.95
Soap for Bad Attitudes
Soap for Bad Attitudes $12.95
Soap For Big Sisters
Soap For Big Sisters $12.95
Soap for Bless Your Heart
Soap for Bless Your Heart $12.95
Soap For Bougie Bitches
Soap For Bougie Bitches $12.95
Soap for F*cking Zen
Soap for F*cking Zen $12.95
Soap For Fuck Cancer
Soap For Fuck Cancer $12.95
Soap For Fuck This
Soap For Fuck This $12.95
Soap For Fuck Yeah
Soap For Fuck Yeah $12.95
Soap for Fucking Meetings
Soap for Fucking Meetings $12.95
Soap for Grammar Police
Soap for Grammar Police $12.95
Soap For Hot Moms
Soap For Hot Moms $12.95
Soap For I Fucking Love You
Soap For I Fucking Love You $12.95
Soap For More Cowbell
Soap For More Cowbell $12.95
Soap For My Favorite Teacher
Soap For My Favorite Teacher $12.95
Soap For Salty As Fuck
Soap For Salty As Fuck $12.95
Soap For Scary Shit
Soap For Scary Shit $12.95
Soap for Sh!t Shows
Soap for Sh!t Shows $12.95
Soap for Sh*t Talking
Soap for Sh*t Talking $12.95
Soap For The Bookish
Soap For The Bookish $12.95
Soap For The Dude
Soap For The Dude $12.95
Soap For The Slightly Unhinged
Soap For The Slightly Unhinged $12.95
Soap For What The Actual Fuck
Soap For What The Actual Fuck $12.95