{"product_id":"threw-my-back-out-cocktail-napkin","title":"Threw My Back Out Cocktail Napkin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"428\"\u003eA cocktail napkin that says exactly what everyone at the table is thinking — perfect for happy hour, dinner parties, and drinks that get a little stronger as the night goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"485\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eNapkin Text\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"It's perfectly OK to talk to yourself and it's perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it's totally sad that you have to repeat what you said because you weren't listening.\"\u003cbr data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"402\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"498\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"501\"\u003e• 20 cocktail napkins per package\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e• 3-ply paper\u003cbr data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"553\"\u003e• Double-sided design\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e• Folded size: 5\" × 5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Drinks on Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52893698326844,"sku":"210000026468","price":7.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0272\/7994\/9897\/files\/ersefkys6c82gydmzb5d.png?v=1773865498","url":"https:\/\/heartofthehome.com\/products\/threw-my-back-out-cocktail-napkin","provider":"Heart of the Home Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}