Please Don't Die Card

Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again card

Because when you're in a long-term relationship dating anecdotes seem more and more like horror stories.

“Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 110 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors.