{"product_id":"old-milk-birthday-card","title":"Old Milk Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis snarky birthday card is a unique novelty food pun design depicting a red milk carton with a witty, slightly rude message 'If you were milk, I'd sniff you first' - perfect for getting laughs from that one friend with a quirky sense of humor. An outrageous card for your most laidback buddies or work friends. Printed with vibrant colors on high-quality cardstock!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank inside for your own personal message\u003cbr\u003e• 14pt Uncoated Cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Size: A2, 4.25 x 5.5 inches folded card\u003cbr\u003e• Packaging comes in a clear cellophane sleeve with matching kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"IEJ STUDIO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53129266397500,"sku":"210000027488","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0272\/7994\/9897\/files\/azxbizob5xxfy09piohv.png?v=1781271796","url":"https:\/\/heartofthehome.com\/products\/old-milk-birthday-card","provider":"Heart of the Home Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}